draeneis:

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

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hashtagdion:

Batman and Robin are proof that Chads and incels can get along.

lanceloved:

lanceloved:

lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die

lab safety

  • 1. drink whatevers in that beaker. I know you fucking want to.

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facts about communism

jobhaver:

  • started out as an inside joke on tumblr two years ago
  • social justice bullshit
  • kills hundreds of billions of people each year
  • theres a book about why its bad, Charlotte’s Web. the talking animals are a metaphor. educate yourself

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hormel:

dogpetter420:

hormel:

Snail but with no shell

Oh those is then ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ slurms

a what

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phoneus:

lilith-adonai:

phoneus:

tumblypoos… have you guys heard of this tv show Family Guy??? it’s literal shitposting omg,, it’s basically thebootydiaries except it started in like 2000?? and it’s ANIMATED it’s total animation porn to look at??? how do you guys,,, not know about this it’s fucking precious?? there’s an evil gay baby stewie he’s a sinnamon roll??? WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS

This post stopped my milk production and now i cant breastfeed

this is THE funniest reply on this post thread closed

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dom-jeans:
“me learning to kill
”

dom-jeans:

me learning to kill

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